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Use Handsome In A Sentence

A 12th grade teacher in Detroit asked her students to use the ...

Posted: 01/05/13
Sex Education

Three boys received their grades from their female sex education instructor. One got a D+, the s...

Posted: 03/29/11
Hello Mr. School Bus Driver

This retarded kid is starting his first day of school. He walks down to the bus stop and waits for...

Posted: 02/10/11
Color Of Emotion

At the beginning of term, a professor tells his class that none of them will pass. The three tha...

Posted: 12/05/07
The Definition Of Defnitely

A kindergarten teacher one day is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word "definit...

Posted: 04/07/07
Your Smarter Already.

A customer at Green`s Gourmet Grocery marveled at the proprietor`s quick wit and intelligence. ...

Posted: 06/20/01
Vietnamese Translations

Are you harboring a fugitive? Hu Yu Hai Ding? See me A.S.A.P. - Kum Hia Nao Stupid Man - Dum Gai ...

Posted: 05/23/01
The Difference Between Potential And Reality.

A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. "Dad, can you...

Posted: 05/23/01
Do You Know Who I Am?

It was the final examination for an introductory English course at the local university. Like many...

Posted: 05/02/01
A Study On The Affects Of Beer On Men.

Recently, a scientist from the USDA suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption...

Posted: 03/01/01
The Importance Of Observing Details.

A small bottle containing urine sat upon the desk of Sir William Osler, the eminent professor of m...

Posted: 03/01/01
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