Parents Jokes

Ol' Blue A repeat with a slightly different ending! A young cowboy from Texas goes off to college. Hal...	Posted: 09/28/11

Dad Buys A Lie Detector A man buys a "lie detector" robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it out at dinner.&nb...	Posted: 05/18/11

Smack Those Little Fuckers One day, a family of a mother and two boys, Timmy and Tommy, were riding in their car on the way to ...	Posted: 02/10/11

Those Fucking Potatoes The preacher's wife was making Sunday dinner, when the preacher walked in the house and says "that h...	Posted: 05/21/07

Army Physical Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor w...	Posted: 07/10/06

Indian Names A Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face. "Say Mom, why is my bigger ...	Posted: 06/05/06

I Want A Puppy A little boy and his dad were walking down the street when they saw two dogs having sex. The little ...	Posted: 05/24/06

Dont Lie To Mom! John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beau...	Posted: 05/12/06



Your Mother And I Are Getting A Divorce An elderly man in Miami calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to ...	Posted: 05/09/06

Pharmacist Phun A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is ...	Posted: 03/11/05

Mama And Her Bible Four brothers left home for college and they became successful doctors and lawyers and prospered. S...	Posted: 01/24/05

A Mother Passing By Her Daughter's Bedroom. A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everyth...	Posted: 11/12/04

Ten Things Not To Say While Waiting For Your Date At Her Parents' House: 10. Sorry I'm a little late. I had to stop by the drug store. 9. Show me how you used to spank ...	Posted: 07/12/04

Why Parents Have Gray Hair! The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of ...	Posted: 07/21/03

My Mother Taught Me: My Mother taught me: My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION... "Just wait until your father gets...	Posted: 10/05/01

Dad`s Will Always Be The Same. It`s the summer of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Bobby`s a pretty hip guy wit...	Posted: 03/01/01

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