Life Lessons Jokes

Turning To Stone One day there were two boys playing by a stream. One of the young boys saw a snake crawl under a...	Posted: 06/25/12

The Big Bank A young college co-ed came running in tears to her father. "Dad, you gave me some terrible financial...	Posted: 05/07/12

Request Before Death A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed. "Have you any last requests? a...	Posted: 12/07/11

Notes From The Edge Of Life Dear Noah, We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5. Sincerely, Unicorns ...	Posted: 06/21/11

An Irishman\'s Life Philosophy "In life, there are only two things to worry about, either you are well, or you are sick. If you are...	Posted: 03/15/11

Bran Flakes The couple were 85 years old and had been married for sixty years. Though they were far ...	Posted: 12/28/09

Ugly Wives A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. A...	Posted: 11/03/08

Smokin' Dope Two guys get busted for smoking dope, so they have to go into court on a Friday. They go to court an...	Posted: 08/21/08

Counting Lessons There was a young man who had just learned to count on his fingers. One day his uncle came to vi...	Posted: 01/14/08

The Fisherman The Fisherman One day a fisherman was laying down on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole sti...	Posted: 12/11/07



The Screw It's the spring of 1957 and Timmy goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Timmy's a pretty hip guy with...	Posted: 11/14/07

Golf Genie A husband and wife, out enjoying a round of golf, were about to tee off on the third hole, which was...	Posted: 11/14/07

Definition Of Politics A kid goes to his dad and asks, "Dad, what are politics?" His dad replies, " Put it this way; I a...	Posted: 07/23/07

The Genie A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up an...	Posted: 04/17/07

Little Red Little Red Riding Hood was on her way to see her grandmother in the forest. Her mother warned her "D...	Posted: 04/12/07

Worth Their Weight In Gold The science teacher stood in the front of the class and said, "Children, if you could have one raw m...	Posted: 04/10/07

Life Of An Egg If you think life is bad... How would you like to be an egg? You only get laid once. You only get ea...	Posted: 04/05/07

Mom Always Knows John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beau...	Posted: 12/08/06

A New Martial Art This little guy is sitting in a bar, drinking and minding his own business. When all of a sudden ...	Posted: 07/03/06

Don't Make Me Bible Belt You A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister, if they cou...	Posted: 05/24/05

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