Office Humor Jokes

Three Guys Driving 3 guys were riding in a car: a hardware technician, a systems analyst, and a programmer. The syste...	Posted: 04/17/12

Evaluation Comments Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is really saying in all those glowing employee ...	Posted: 08/01/11

Caught Sleeping Best Things to say if Caught Sleeping At Your Desk... "They told me at the blood bank this might ...	Posted: 05/05/11

Antique Oil Lamp A sales rep, an administration clerk and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique ...	Posted: 02/15/08

Why My Secretary Got Fired I woke up early, feeling sad because it was my birthday, and I thought, "I'm another year older," b...	Posted: 01/02/08

If Job Resume's Told The Truth OBJECTIVE To sit in a cubicle and stare at a monitor for eight hours, occasionally looking attentiv...	Posted: 09/10/07

Bosses Wife An office manager arrives at his department and sees an employee sitting behind his desk totally str...	Posted: 05/29/07

Signs Your Co-Worker Is A Hacker Everyone who ticks him or her off gets a $26,000 phone bill. Has won the Publisher's Clearing Ho...	Posted: 06/20/05



Bumper Sticker Sayings 1. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup. 2. Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen. 3. ...	Posted: 06/13/05

Toothbrush Salesman A man is looking in the classified ads for a job. He notices an advertisement for a toothbrush sale...	Posted: 06/09/05

Fishing For A Sale A keen country lad applied for a salesman's job at a city department store. In fact it was the bigge...	Posted: 06/03/05

Double Entendres Out The Wazoo There was a boss who was told by his boss that he had to get rid of at least one employee. So he nar...	Posted: 05/06/05

The Reason Why I Fired My Secretary Two weeks ago was my forty-fifth birthday, and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning anyway. I went ...	Posted: 03/15/05

The First One To Use The Water Cooler Gets Fired. An executive was in a quandary. He had to get rid of one of his staff. He had narrowed it down to ...	Posted: 01/04/02

Perfect Employee?!?! The Perfect Employee? 1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found 2 hard at work a...	Posted: 06/20/01

I Need Two Copies. A young executive was leaving the office late one evening when he found the CEO standing in front ...	Posted: 04/18/01

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