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3 In 1 Lube

Murphy's' old lady had been pregnant for some time and now the time had come. He brought her to t...

Posted: 02/06/12
Might Be A Nymphomaniac

The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. "What seems to be the problem?" the doctor ask...

Posted: 04/04/11
Something Stuck In My Ass

Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, "Please do me a favor. It feels like something stu...

Posted: 03/14/11
Parrot Sex Therapist

A guy is having marital problems. He and the wife are not communicating at all and he's lonesome so ...

Posted: 12/16/08
Expensive Teapot

Bubba was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent Mary Louise to the hardw...

Posted: 11/03/08
The Famous Pilot

A famous pilot was having dinner with a brunette and when they finished they headed to a hotel. ...

Posted: 10/13/08
Japanese Prostitute Trouble

A man spent the evening in a Japanese house of ill-repute and contracts a strange disease. His m...

Posted: 04/08/08
Voodoo Dick

A man is going away for a few weeks to work and wants to get his wife a sex toy so she doesn't feel ...

Posted: 04/08/08
Non-Surgical Boob Job

A woman in the bar says that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts. Her husban...

Posted: 03/10/08
Buttered Corn In The Desert

Two guys are stuck in the desert dying of thirst. As they walk for days and finally see a little...

Posted: 12/05/07
I'm Thor

The Viking God of Thunder Thor, and his buddy Odin were chillin in Valhalla, when suddenly Thor said...

Posted: 11/29/07
2 Rings

One night, Sam went out drinking only to find the next morning he had two rings around his dick. ...

Posted: 10/30/07
Something Amazing

Little Johnny has to write a story about someone in his family that does something amazing. The ...

Posted: 10/08/07
S&M Kid

One day Mom was cleaning Junior's room and in the closet she found a bondage S&M magazine. This w...

Posted: 07/30/07
Ding Dong

There once was a lady who was tired of living alone. So she put an ad in the paper which outlined he...

Posted: 07/23/07
Eating Out

This guy goes into a whorehouse and tells the mistress he wants to eat out a girl for the first time...

Posted: 07/16/07
Why I Fired My Secretary

Two weeks ago, was my forty-fifth birthday, and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning anyway. I w...

Posted: 07/16/07
Sexy Sandals

A married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the...

Posted: 06/11/07
Who's That?

Whilst enjoying a drink with a buddy one night, this guy decides to try his luck with an attractive ...

Posted: 05/14/07
Hold This For Me

Jason walks into a restroom in an airport and goes up to a urinal. A man with no arms comes up to hi...

Posted: 05/09/07
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