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She Must Be Single A woman walks into the store and purchases the following:1 small box of detergent 1 Bar of soap 3 ...	Posted: 05/31/12

7 Most Important Men In A Woman's Life 1. The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes." 2. The Dentist - who tells her to "ope...	Posted: 05/28/12

A Real Woman No wait...Sorry. Never mind....	Posted: 05/10/12

Men Teaching Classes For Women Adult Learning Center - BSC For the ladies, with a before the fact apology. Men Teaching ...	Posted: 01/17/12

The Car For Women Ford has announced plans to acquire French automaker Renault and engineering teams have ...	Posted: 01/04/12

Nine Deadly Words Used By Women 1) Fine This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up...	Posted: 11/09/11

Things Not To Say During Childbirth -- Gosh, you're lucky. I sure wish men could experience the miracle of childbirth. -- Do you thin...	Posted: 10/06/11

Quick Statistic A scientific breakthrough has discovered that the female gender can carry intelligent cells, Unfo...	Posted: 09/12/11

She Was Only A... She was only a... PLUMBER'S daughter but she sure gave my heart a wrench. STABLEMAN'S daughter...	Posted: 07/12/11

Oh That's Nice One day these two fine southern ladies were sittin' on the front porch having some iced tea. ...	Posted: 06/30/11



What She Really Means 1) FineThis is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.2) ...	Posted: 05/05/11

The Knob Is Too Tight A woman visited a plastic surgeon who told her about a new procedure called 'The Knob,' where a smal...	Posted: 02/01/11

Impossible To Please A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For W...	Posted: 12/15/10

A Problem Dear Abby, I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice. I have suspected for ...	Posted: 11/13/09

The Lesbians Next Door The lesbians next door asked me what I would like for my birthday. I was quite surprised when the...	Posted: 09/21/09

A Sitdown With The Rabbi A man goes to see the Rabbi. 'Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you a...	Posted: 05/18/09

Two Scottish Nuns Two Scottish nuns had just arrived to the US by boat when one said to the other, "I heard that the o...	Posted: 02/15/08

Where's My Hamster? A guy (we'll call him Aaron) was laying down carpet in some woman's home. As he was finishing, h...	Posted: 10/24/07

That's Pretty Nice Two old friends, who hadn't seen each other in 15 years, met for lunch one day, to catch up. "I g...	Posted: 10/24/07

Painful Dentistry This woman goes into a dentist's office, after he is through examining her he says: "I am sorry ...	Posted: 10/02/07

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