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The Dating Dictionary
ATTRACTION..... the act of associating horniness with a particular person. LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT ..... |
Posted: 07/06/11 | |||||||
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The Greeks!
How do you separate the Greek boys from the Greek men at a Greek BBQ? With a Crowbar!!!!! ... |
Posted: 01/24/08 | |||||||
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Ugly Guy
A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't ... |
Posted: 06/05/07 | |||||||
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Hey Lady
A woman walks into the store and purchases the following: 1 small box of detergent1 Bar of soap3 ind... |
Posted: 04/16/07 | |||||||
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A Concerned Mother
The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex. Worried the girl ... |
Posted: 07/03/06 | |||||||
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Great In Bed
There once was a lady who was tired of living alone. So she put an ad in the paper which outlined he... |
Posted: 06/29/06 | |||||||
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Pick Up Line #1
Do you have a picture of yourself? So I can show Santa what I want for Christmas!... |
Posted: 05/20/06 | |||||||
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A Sudden Change Of Mind
My Dearest Susan, Sweetie of my heart. I've been so desolate ever since I broke off our engagemen... |
Posted: 05/18/06 | |||||||
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"Waiter Send Her A Bottle Of Wine."
A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant and, while sitting at his regular table, he notices a go... |
Posted: 08/16/01 | |||||||
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Why Don't You Give Me A Blowjob?
Joey takes his girlfriend Gena home from a date. At the front door, he leans against the wall and ... |
Posted: 08/09/01 | |||||||
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Creative Pick-up Lines(NOT)
1. Your body`s name must be Visa, because it`s everywhere I want to be 2. Can I buy you a drink, ... |
Posted: 07/12/01 | |||||||