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Retirement Bonus
The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They p... |
Posted: 03/18/13 | |||||||
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Irish Priest In Texas
Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new west Texas ... |
Posted: 02/24/13 | |||||||
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Things Not To Say To Cops
The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you over. 20. I can't reach my license unless... |
Posted: 04/04/11 | |||||||
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Mexican Detectives
Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez.How was he killed?" asked one ... |
Posted: 02/01/11 | |||||||
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Deputies On Vacation
A few overworked deputy sheriffs deserved a vacation, together they decided to go on a mountain retr... |
Posted: 12/21/10 | |||||||
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Mom's Lead Foot
My mom has a lead foot, so I was not surprised when a state trooper pulled us over as we were drivin... |
Posted: 12/07/10 | |||||||
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Lost Little Boy
A little boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've ... |
Posted: 07/02/07 | |||||||
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Racing Accident
There were three NASCAR fans on their way to a race, when they see an accident on the side of the ro... |
Posted: 07/11/06 | |||||||
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Two Fallen Angels
Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: "Two Prostitu... |
Posted: 06/26/06 | |||||||
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Looking Into Their Eyes
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man ... |
Posted: 05/18/06 | |||||||
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Who Says Cops Don't Have A Sense Of Humor?
"Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile... |
Posted: 08/30/04 | |||||||
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Cop Pulls Over A Juggler
A County Deputy pulled a car over on Hwy US 41 about 2 miles north of the Wis / Mich state line. W... |
Posted: 03/22/04 | |||||||
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Why Don't You Shut The Fuck Up!
A Police officer pulls over a speeding car. The Officer says, " I clocked you at 80 mph. sir." ... |
Posted: 01/17/03 | |||||||
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The Helpful Wife.
A Police officer pulls over a speeding car. The Officer says, " I clocked you at 80 mph. sir." The... |
Posted: 10/10/02 | |||||||
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I'm A Rectum Strecher.
This guy is flying down the road and he comes over a bridge. Sure enough, a cop with a radar gun i... |
Posted: 11/06/01 | |||||||
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How To Beat A Ticket.
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: May I see... |
Posted: 09/12/01 | |||||||