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Retirement Bonus

The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They p...

Posted: 03/18/13
Irish Priest In Texas

Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning.  It was a fine spring day in his new west Texas ...

Posted: 02/24/13
Things Not To Say To Cops

The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you over. 20. I can't reach my license unless...

Posted: 04/04/11
Mexican Detectives

Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez.How was he killed?" asked one ...

Posted: 02/01/11
Deputies On Vacation

A few overworked deputy sheriffs deserved a vacation, together they decided to go on a mountain retr...

Posted: 12/21/10
Mom's Lead Foot

My mom has a lead foot, so I was not surprised when a state trooper pulled us over as we were drivin...

Posted: 12/07/10
Lost Little Boy

A little boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've ...

Posted: 07/02/07
Racing Accident

There were three NASCAR fans on their way to a race, when they see an accident on the side of the ro...

Posted: 07/11/06

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Two Fallen Angels

Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: "Two Prostitu...

Posted: 06/26/06
Looking Into Their Eyes

A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man ...

Posted: 05/18/06
Who Says Cops Don't Have A Sense Of Humor?

"Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile...

Posted: 08/30/04
Cop Pulls Over A Juggler

A County Deputy pulled a car over on Hwy US 41 about 2 miles north of the Wis / Mich state line. W...

Posted: 03/22/04
Why Don't You Shut The Fuck Up!

A Police officer pulls over a speeding car. The Officer says, " I clocked you at 80 mph. sir." ...

Posted: 01/17/03
The Helpful Wife.

A Police officer pulls over a speeding car. The Officer says, " I clocked you at 80 mph. sir." The...

Posted: 10/10/02
I'm A Rectum Strecher.

This guy is flying down the road and he comes over a bridge. Sure enough, a cop with a radar gun i...

Posted: 11/06/01
How To Beat A Ticket.

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: May I see...

Posted: 09/12/01
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