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What's With The Earring?
A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring. This man knows ... |
Posted: 04/25/11 | |||||||
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Construction Sign Language
Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on... |
Posted: 01/25/11 | |||||||
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Out Of The Mouths Of Men
"I'M GOING FISHING" Means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with... |
Posted: 01/06/11 | |||||||
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Suicidal One Armed Man
There was a man who lost one of his arms in an accident. He became very depressed because he had lo... |
Posted: 08/11/08 | |||||||
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Two Men Are Standing By A Hole
Two men are standing by a hole looking down and wondering how deep it is. One drops a rock in to see... |
Posted: 03/05/08 | |||||||
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Mouthwash Salesman
A sharply dressed salesman was walking down the street and stopped a man in the street and said: ... |
Posted: 12/11/07 | |||||||
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To Many Of These Damn Things
4 men are driving cross-country together -- one from Idaho, one from Nebraska, one from Florida, and... |
Posted: 11/29/07 | |||||||
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The Board
These two guys had just gotten divorced and they swore they would never have anything to do with wo... |
Posted: 06/18/07 | |||||||
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String Thing
Morris wakes up in the morning. He has a massive hangover and can't remember anything he did last ni... |
Posted: 05/14/07 | |||||||
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The Barrel
This guy decides to join the Navy. On his first day of service, he gets aquatinted with all the faci... |
Posted: 05/09/07 | |||||||
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Strongest Viagra You Got
So this older guy goes to the doctor asking for a prescription for 'Viagra'. The guy asks for a larg... |
Posted: 04/30/07 | |||||||
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Pearly Gates
Two men waiting at the pearly gates strike up a conversation. "How'd you die?" the first man asks th... |
Posted: 04/17/07 | |||||||
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Baldness
During his monthly visit to the corner barbershop, this fellow asked his barber for any suggestions ... |
Posted: 04/05/07 | |||||||
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Husband Or Wife?
A nerdy accountant is sent to jail for embezzlement and they put him in a cell with a huge evil look... |
Posted: 04/04/07 | |||||||
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Helping In The Bathroom
Jason walks into a restroom in an airport and goes up to a urinal. A man with no arms comes up to hi... |
Posted: 04/03/07 | |||||||
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Presents For The Wife
Three men, a doctor, a lawyer, and a biker were sitting in a bar talking over a few drinks. After... |
Posted: 12/18/06 | |||||||
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Getting Excited At The Zoo
It's a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending the day at the zoo. She's ... |
Posted: 12/18/06 | |||||||
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At The Circus
A couple took their young son to the circus and when the elephants appeared, the boy seemed very int... |
Posted: 12/18/06 | |||||||
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The Strongest Man
A strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of str... |
Posted: 07/12/06 | |||||||
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College Males
Q: What do college students and deer have in common? A: They both stand in the middle of the road... |
Posted: 07/11/06 | |||||||