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Prostate Exam...Thai Style...
After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a prostate test on the National Health Serv... |
Posted: 08/15/11 | ||
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Lights Out, Clothes Off
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto the examini... |
Posted: 02/21/11 | ||
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I Don't Hear Anything
There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his ear to the wall ... |
Posted: 02/15/11 | ||
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A Common Question
A pregnant woman with her first child, paid a visit to her obstetrician's office. After the exam... |
Posted: 01/25/11 | ||
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Ready For Surgery
A beautiful girl is about to undergo a minor operation. She's laid on a hospital trolley bed with no... |
Posted: 11/08/10 | ||
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Ahkmed The Arab
Ahkmed the Arab came to the United States from the Middle East , and he was only here a few months w... |
Posted: 10/26/09 | ||
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The Bath Tub Test
During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the director, "How do you determine whether or not a... |
Posted: 08/25/09 | ||
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Super Quick Weight Loss Program
A severely obese man, upon the advise of his physician, goes into a quick weight loss center. "Fi... |
Posted: 02/10/09 | ||
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Five Doctors
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. It was an interesting conve... |
Posted: 01/15/09 | ||
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Doctor's Hell
A Doctor passed away and was being screened for the destination of his soul's eternal afterlife. Unf... |
Posted: 04/22/08 | ||
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Gynecologist's Assistant
A young man goes into the Job Center in Kansas City, Kansas and sees a card advertising for a Gyneco... |
Posted: 03/07/08 | ||
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Zachary Disease
There was this woman who was desperate to meet a companion. She went to single bars, singles danc... |
Posted: 02/15/08 | ||
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Doctors Samples
A man and his wife went to the doctor's office and the doctor asked the man for a blood, urine, and ... |
Posted: 10/30/07 | ||
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Half Nuts
There was a baby born in the hospital and he weighed ten pounds. The odd thing about him was his... |
Posted: 09/26/07 | ||
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Sperm Bank
A man goes into a sperm bank and says, "I'd like to make a deposit please." The doctor says, "Go ... |
Posted: 08/28/07 | ||
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Laxative Cough Syrup
The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. The owner asks ... |
Posted: 08/20/07 | ||
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Testicle Headaches
Joe was moderately successful in his career, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by inc... |
Posted: 08/06/07 | ||
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Nuts At The Game
A doctor at an (insane) asylum decided to take his inmates to a baseball game. For weeks in advance,... |
Posted: 07/30/07 | ||
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Orange Penis
A guy goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, you've got to help me. My penis is orange." Doctor pauses to ... |
Posted: 07/09/07 | ||
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The Doctors Orifice
A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" ... |
Posted: 06/11/07 | ||