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Hang On To This

A man goes to an oral surgeon to have a tooth pulled. The Dentist pulls out a freezing needle to giv...

Posted: 02/10/09
Three Nurses In Heaven

Three nurses went to heaven, and were awaiting their turn with St. Peter to plead their case to ente...

Posted: 03/27/08
Nurse Nancy

Two doctors are in the hallway complaining about nurse Nancy. ''She's out of control!'' the first...

Posted: 08/28/07
About Your Wife

Mr. Jones gets a call from the hospital. They tell him his wife's been in a terrible car accident. H...

Posted: 06/11/07
First Cut Is The Deepest

Once upon a time, two little boys, Sammy and Tim, were sharing a room in the hospital. As they were ...

Posted: 12/13/06
Suicide Gone Bad

An 83-year old woman decided that she'd seen and done everything, and the time had come to depart fr...

Posted: 12/08/06
Shot To The Heart

Aging Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her h...

Posted: 06/15/05
I Ain't 'Fraid Of No Ghost

A very sick man is in the hospital, and on many drugs which give him bowel problems. After many fals...

Posted: 05/23/05
Shot To The Heart

Aging Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her h...

Posted: 05/12/05
Suicide? Or Murder? Or Suicide?

At the 1994 annual awards dinner given for Forensic Science, AAFS president Dr. Don Harper Mills ast...

Posted: 05/10/05

The Japs sure love to kill dolphins - Agree or not?

High end erotica for you picky fuckers

Asian wannabe pornstar gets hammered with jizz!

Staying Hydrated through her pussy

Big tits are made for fucking
Labor Pain Machine

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor s...

Posted: 04/26/05
Big Boss Man

When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, "I should be boss b...

Posted: 04/21/05
Sperm Counting

There was this guy that went to the doctor to get is sperm counted.The lady behind the desk handed h...

Posted: 04/20/05
Difference!

What's the difference between a condom and a coffin? You come in one and you go in the other! ...

Posted: 04/15/05
Hot Temper-ature

A big shot businessman had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nur...

Posted: 04/13/05
Hot Temper-ature

A big shot businessman had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nur...

Posted: 04/08/05
An Order Of Spaghetti

A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not ...

Posted: 04/07/05
Scooby Doo

There was a woman who was interested in getting a boob job, so she went to her doctor, Dr. Smith and...

Posted: 03/29/05
Bouncing Baby Boy Balls

There was a baby born in the hospital and he weighed ten pounds. The odd thing about him was his bod...

Posted: 03/28/05
Viagra Coffee

This elderly lady went to the doctor for a check-up. Everything checked out fine. The old lady pu...

Posted: 03/21/05
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