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Hang On To This
A man goes to an oral surgeon to have a tooth pulled. The Dentist pulls out a freezing needle to giv... |
Posted: 02/10/09 | ||
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Three Nurses In Heaven
Three nurses went to heaven, and were awaiting their turn with St. Peter to plead their case to ente... |
Posted: 03/27/08 | ||
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Nurse Nancy
Two doctors are in the hallway complaining about nurse Nancy. ''She's out of control!'' the first... |
Posted: 08/28/07 | ||
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About Your Wife
Mr. Jones gets a call from the hospital. They tell him his wife's been in a terrible car accident. H... |
Posted: 06/11/07 | ||
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First Cut Is The Deepest
Once upon a time, two little boys, Sammy and Tim, were sharing a room in the hospital. As they were ... |
Posted: 12/13/06 | ||
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Suicide Gone Bad
An 83-year old woman decided that she'd seen and done everything, and the time had come to depart fr... |
Posted: 12/08/06 | ||
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Shot To The Heart
Aging Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her h... |
Posted: 06/15/05 | ||
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I Ain't 'Fraid Of No Ghost
A very sick man is in the hospital, and on many drugs which give him bowel problems. After many fals... |
Posted: 05/23/05 | ||
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Shot To The Heart
Aging Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her h... |
Posted: 05/12/05 | ||
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Suicide? Or Murder? Or Suicide?
At the 1994 annual awards dinner given for Forensic Science, AAFS president Dr. Don Harper Mills ast... |
Posted: 05/10/05 | ||
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Labor Pain Machine
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor s... |
Posted: 04/26/05 | ||
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Big Boss Man
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, "I should be boss b... |
Posted: 04/21/05 | ||
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Sperm Counting
There was this guy that went to the doctor to get is sperm counted.The lady behind the desk handed h... |
Posted: 04/20/05 | ||
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Difference!
What's the difference between a condom and a coffin? You come in one and you go in the other! ... |
Posted: 04/15/05 | ||
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Hot Temper-ature
A big shot businessman had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nur... |
Posted: 04/13/05 | ||
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Hot Temper-ature
A big shot businessman had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nur... |
Posted: 04/08/05 | ||
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An Order Of Spaghetti
A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not ... |
Posted: 04/07/05 | ||
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Scooby Doo
There was a woman who was interested in getting a boob job, so she went to her doctor, Dr. Smith and... |
Posted: 03/29/05 | ||
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Bouncing Baby Boy Balls
There was a baby born in the hospital and he weighed ten pounds. The odd thing about him was his bod... |
Posted: 03/28/05 | ||
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Viagra Coffee
This elderly lady went to the doctor for a check-up. Everything checked out fine. The old lady pu... |
Posted: 03/21/05 | ||