Computers Jokes |
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12 Step Program To Install Software
1. Examine the software packaging until you find a little printed box that explains what kind of com... |
Posted: 12/28/10 | ||
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Addicted To Internet Porn
Signs Your Partner is Addicted to Internet Porn - During foreplay, he's always double-clicking yo... |
Posted: 12/16/10 | ||
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Great Writer
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When... |
Posted: 12/21/06 | ||
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Viruses
The AL GORE virus: causes your computer to just keep counting. The CLINTON virus: gives you a 7-... |
Posted: 12/08/06 | ||
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Is Windows A Virus Or Not
No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do: 1.They replicate quickly - okay, Windows does... |
Posted: 12/04/06 | ||
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Mistress
A sociologist, a psychologist, and a computer programmer were discussing the consequences and implic... |
Posted: 07/24/06 | ||
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Important Viruses
The AL GORE virus: causes your computer to just keep counting. The CLINTON virus: gives you a 7-... |
Posted: 06/30/06 | ||
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IQ
HP just announced the HAL10000 computer and is displaying their new prize at the computer show. An... |
Posted: 06/27/06 | ||
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Diagnostic Computer
One day, in line at a company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell I gu... |
Posted: 06/26/06 | ||
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Windows
There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft en... |
Posted: 06/09/06 | ||
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If _____ Made Toasters
If Oracle made toasters... They'd claim their toaster was compatible with all brands and styles of b... |
Posted: 06/20/05 | ||
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Jock Vs. Nerd
$ Michael Jordan having "retired," with $40 million in endorsements, makes $178,100 a day, working... |
Posted: 06/14/05 | ||
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How To Write A College Paper
1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pe... |
Posted: 06/13/05 | ||
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Husbands' Performance
Three women were sitting around talking about their husbands' performance as lovers. The first woman... |
Posted: 06/13/05 | ||
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Blonde's Computer Freeze
What does a blonde do when her computer freezes? She sticks it in the microwave. ... |
Posted: 06/09/05 | ||
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Computer Gender
Women claim that computers should be referred to in the masculine gender because: 1. In order to g... |
Posted: 06/03/05 | ||
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Microsoft In Detroit?
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the au... |
Posted: 06/02/05 | ||
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Nerd Season
A trucker hauling computers and accessories is driving down the highway late one night when he sees... |
Posted: 06/02/05 | ||
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Computer Diagnosis
One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to... |
Posted: 03/09/05 | ||