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12 Step Program To Install Software

1. Examine the software packaging until you find a little printed box that explains what kind of com...

Posted: 12/28/10
Addicted To Internet Porn

Signs Your Partner is Addicted to Internet Porn - During foreplay, he's always double-clicking yo...

Posted: 12/16/10
Great Writer

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When...

Posted: 12/21/06
Viruses

The AL GORE virus: causes your computer to just keep counting. The CLINTON virus: gives you a 7-...

Posted: 12/08/06
Is Windows A Virus Or Not

No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do: 1.They replicate quickly - okay, Windows does...

Posted: 12/04/06
Mistress

A sociologist, a psychologist, and a computer programmer were discussing the consequences and implic...

Posted: 07/24/06
Important Viruses

The AL GORE virus: causes your computer to just keep counting. The CLINTON virus: gives you a 7-...

Posted: 06/30/06
IQ

HP just announced the HAL10000 computer and is displaying their new prize at the computer show. An...

Posted: 06/27/06
Diagnostic Computer

One day, in line at a company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell I gu...

Posted: 06/26/06
Windows

There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft en...

Posted: 06/09/06

The Japs sure love to kill dolphins - Agree or not?

High end erotica for you picky fuckers

Asian wannabe pornstar gets hammered with jizz!

Staying Hydrated through her pussy

Big tits are made for fucking
If _____ Made Toasters

If Oracle made toasters... They'd claim their toaster was compatible with all brands and styles of b...

Posted: 06/20/05
Jock Vs. Nerd

$ Michael Jordan having "retired," with $40 million in endorsements, makes $178,100 a day, working...

Posted: 06/14/05
How To Write A College Paper

1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pe...

Posted: 06/13/05
Husbands' Performance

Three women were sitting around talking about their husbands' performance as lovers. The first woman...

Posted: 06/13/05
Blonde's Computer Freeze

What does a blonde do when her computer freezes? She sticks it in the microwave. ...

Posted: 06/09/05
Computer Gender

Women claim that computers should be referred to in the masculine gender because: 1. In order to g...

Posted: 06/03/05
Microsoft In Detroit?

At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the au...

Posted: 06/02/05
Nerd Season

A trucker hauling computers and accessories is driving down the highway late one night when he sees...

Posted: 06/02/05
Computer Diagnosis

One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to...

Posted: 03/09/05
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