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The Afghan Quaterback
The coach had put together the perfect team for the Detroit Lions. The only thing that was missi... |
Posted: 01/05/13 | ||
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Corporate Balls
1.) The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL. 2.) The sport of choice for maintenance... |
Posted: 06/08/11 | ||
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Ole The Norwegian Wrestler
A Russian and Ole the Norwegian wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic Gold Medal . Before ... |
Posted: 03/29/11 | ||
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Sexual Olympics
A man went over to his girl's place for a little bit of nookie between the sheets. He presented her ... |
Posted: 08/21/08 | ||
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The Golf Genie
A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined with million dollar houses... |
Posted: 05/26/08 | ||
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Non-Losable Golfball
A golfer, playing a couple rounds by himself, is about to tee the ball off, and a sheisty salesman r... |
Posted: 10/30/07 | ||
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Hardcore Yankees Fan
A Yankees fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Yankee Stadium, until he noticed an empty... |
Posted: 09/10/07 | ||
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Scottish Immigrant
A recent Scottish immigrant attends his first baseball game in his new country and after a base hit ... |
Posted: 09/04/07 | ||
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Football Fan To The Rescue
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a rabid rottweiler. Thinking q... |
Posted: 12/13/06 | ||
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A Little Golfing Accident
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he fall... |
Posted: 07/11/06 | ||
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Golf Counseling
A husband and a wife want to take golf lessons from a pro at a local golf club. The man and woman me... |
Posted: 06/30/06 | ||
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Golf Genie
A husband and wife, out enjoying a round of golf, were about to tee off on the third hole, which was... |
Posted: 06/01/06 | ||
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PGA Tour
What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man? The PGA tour.... |
Posted: 06/01/06 | ||
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Top 15: Why Hockey Is Better Than Sex
1. It's legal to earn money playing hockey 2. Many people play hockey even after they're married... |
Posted: 05/23/05 | ||
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Passing Football
A jumbo-sized freshman went to try out for the football team. The coach asked him if he could tackle... |
Posted: 05/12/05 | ||
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A Scottish Tourist At His First Baseball Game...
A Scottish tourist attended his first baseball game in the US and after a base hit he hears the fans... |
Posted: 05/10/05 | ||
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A Blond Decides She Wants To Go Ice Fishing. ...
A blonde decides she wants to go ice fishing. So she goes to the library and reads and researches ic... |
Posted: 05/06/05 | ||
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The Robot Caddies
A man goes to a public golf course. He approaches the man behind the counter in the pro shop and s... |
Posted: 05/05/05 | ||
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Subway Series School
On the first day of school, a teacher asked her class, "Who here is a Mets fan?" Every student kne... |
Posted: 05/03/05 | ||
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Disabled Swimming Race
Three blokes enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms the second no legs and the t... |
Posted: 04/29/05 | ||