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The Afghan Quaterback

The coach had put together the perfect team for the Detroit Lions. The only thing that was missi...

Posted: 01/05/13
Corporate Balls

1.) The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL. 2.) The sport of choice for maintenance...

Posted: 06/08/11
Ole The Norwegian Wrestler

A Russian and Ole the Norwegian wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic Gold Medal . Before ...

Posted: 03/29/11
Sexual Olympics

A man went over to his girl's place for a little bit of nookie between the sheets. He presented her ...

Posted: 08/21/08
The Golf Genie

A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined with million dollar houses...

Posted: 05/26/08
Non-Losable Golfball

A golfer, playing a couple rounds by himself, is about to tee the ball off, and a sheisty salesman r...

Posted: 10/30/07
Hardcore Yankees Fan

A Yankees fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Yankee Stadium, until he noticed an empty...

Posted: 09/10/07
Scottish Immigrant

A recent Scottish immigrant attends his first baseball game in his new country and after a base hit ...

Posted: 09/04/07
Football Fan To The Rescue

Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a rabid rottweiler. Thinking q...

Posted: 12/13/06
A Little Golfing Accident

A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he fall...

Posted: 07/11/06

The Japs sure love to kill dolphins - Agree or not?

High end erotica for you picky fuckers

Asian wannabe pornstar gets hammered with jizz!

Staying Hydrated through her pussy

Big tits are made for fucking
Golf Counseling

A husband and a wife want to take golf lessons from a pro at a local golf club. The man and woman me...

Posted: 06/30/06
Golf Genie

A husband and wife, out enjoying a round of golf, were about to tee off on the third hole, which was...

Posted: 06/01/06
PGA Tour

What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man? The PGA tour....

Posted: 06/01/06
Top 15: Why Hockey Is Better Than Sex

1. It's legal to earn money playing hockey 2. Many people play hockey even after they're married...

Posted: 05/23/05
Passing Football

A jumbo-sized freshman went to try out for the football team. The coach asked him if he could tackle...

Posted: 05/12/05
A Scottish Tourist At His First Baseball Game...

A Scottish tourist attended his first baseball game in the US and after a base hit he hears the fans...

Posted: 05/10/05
A Blond Decides She Wants To Go Ice Fishing. ...

A blonde decides she wants to go ice fishing. So she goes to the library and reads and researches ic...

Posted: 05/06/05
The Robot Caddies

A man goes to a public golf course. He approaches the man behind the counter in the pro shop and s...

Posted: 05/05/05
Subway Series School

On the first day of school, a teacher asked her class, "Who here is a Mets fan?" Every student kne...

Posted: 05/03/05
Disabled Swimming Race

Three blokes enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms the second no legs and the t...

Posted: 04/29/05
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