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Ways To Annoy Bathroom Friends

1.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, ''May I borrow a highlighter?'' ...

Posted: 08/21/08
Vacuumed Cow Chips

An enthusiastic door-to-door industrial vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his new sales rou...

Posted: 11/20/07
What's That Smell?

An Avon Lady was delivering products in a high-rise and was riding in the elevator. Suddenly, she ha...

Posted: 08/06/07
Today's Special

A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders a hamburger. The huge guy behind the c...

Posted: 07/16/07
Tea Time

A vampire goes into a pub and asks for boiling water. The barman says "I thought you only drank bloo...

Posted: 04/10/07
Supernatural Seminar

A visiting professor at the University of Alabama is giving a seminar on the supernatural. To ge...

Posted: 07/10/06
Who Craves Chili?

A man goes into a cafe and sits down. A waitress comes to take his order, and he asks her, "What's t...

Posted: 05/22/06
Pumpkin Lover

Police arrested Malcolm Davidson, a 27 year-old white male resident of Wilmington, NC, in a pumpkin ...

Posted: 05/12/06
Yo Mama's Breath Stink So Bad...

Yo mama's breath stink so bad when she burps, her teeth duck. ...

Posted: 06/15/05
What, No Golden Goose?

A man comes home late one night, drunk. "Where have you been?" asks his wife. "In the Golden Bar...

Posted: 06/06/05

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Only perfect 10's that love to fuck hard

Asian wannabe pornstar gets hammered with jizz!

Staying Hydrated through her pussy

Big tits are made for fucking
Three Gay Men

Three gay men died, and were cremated. Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same t...

Posted: 05/25/05
Definition Of Agony

Agony: a one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy balls. ...

Posted: 05/23/05
Warm And Moist

MAN: I'd like to buy some dog food. CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a dog? MAN: Yes. CHECKOUT LADY...

Posted: 05/12/05
Broomsticks

Why don't witches wear undies? To get better grip on their brooms. ...

Posted: 05/11/05
Deep In The Fourth Quarter

Two hunters are stalking through the forest when one says to the other that he has to take a dump. '...

Posted: 05/10/05
Deep In The Fourth Quarter

Two hunters are stalking through the forest when one says to the other that he has to take a dump. '...

Posted: 05/05/05
Workplace Farting: Options Explored

Whether the cause is a previous night of drinking or a big lunch, the outcome is the same: Farts. ...

Posted: 05/03/05
Red Ring

A man goes to his doctor and says, ''Doctor, Doctor, please help me! I've got a problem.'' The docto...

Posted: 04/29/05
Teacher's Pet

On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher. The florist'...

Posted: 04/26/05
Bad Dog, Put Fluffy Back

This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in his mouth. ...

Posted: 04/25/05
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