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Ways To Annoy Bathroom Friends
1.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, ''May I borrow a highlighter?'' ... |
Posted: 08/21/08 | |||||||
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Vacuumed Cow Chips
An enthusiastic door-to-door industrial vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his new sales rou... |
Posted: 11/20/07 | |||||||
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What's That Smell?
An Avon Lady was delivering products in a high-rise and was riding in the elevator. Suddenly, she ha... |
Posted: 08/06/07 | |||||||
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Today's Special
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders a hamburger. The huge guy behind the c... |
Posted: 07/16/07 | |||||||
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Tea Time
A vampire goes into a pub and asks for boiling water. The barman says "I thought you only drank bloo... |
Posted: 04/10/07 | |||||||
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Supernatural Seminar
A visiting professor at the University of Alabama is giving a seminar on the supernatural. To ge... |
Posted: 07/10/06 | |||||||
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Who Craves Chili?
A man goes into a cafe and sits down. A waitress comes to take his order, and he asks her, "What's t... |
Posted: 05/22/06 | |||||||
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Pumpkin Lover
Police arrested Malcolm Davidson, a 27 year-old white male resident of Wilmington, NC, in a pumpkin ... |
Posted: 05/12/06 | |||||||
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Yo Mama's Breath Stink So Bad...
Yo mama's breath stink so bad when she burps, her teeth duck. ... |
Posted: 06/15/05 | |||||||
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What, No Golden Goose?
A man comes home late one night, drunk. "Where have you been?" asks his wife. "In the Golden Bar... |
Posted: 06/06/05 | |||||||
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Three Gay Men
Three gay men died, and were cremated. Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same t... |
Posted: 05/25/05 | |||||||
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Definition Of Agony
Agony: a one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy balls. ... |
Posted: 05/23/05 | |||||||
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Warm And Moist
MAN: I'd like to buy some dog food. CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a dog? MAN: Yes. CHECKOUT LADY... |
Posted: 05/12/05 | |||||||
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Broomsticks
Why don't witches wear undies? To get better grip on their brooms. ... |
Posted: 05/11/05 | |||||||
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Deep In The Fourth Quarter
Two hunters are stalking through the forest when one says to the other that he has to take a dump. '... |
Posted: 05/10/05 | |||||||
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Deep In The Fourth Quarter
Two hunters are stalking through the forest when one says to the other that he has to take a dump. '... |
Posted: 05/05/05 | |||||||
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Workplace Farting: Options Explored
Whether the cause is a previous night of drinking or a big lunch, the outcome is the same: Farts. ... |
Posted: 05/03/05 | |||||||
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Red Ring
A man goes to his doctor and says, ''Doctor, Doctor, please help me! I've got a problem.'' The docto... |
Posted: 04/29/05 | |||||||
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Teacher's Pet
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher. The florist'... |
Posted: 04/26/05 | |||||||
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Bad Dog, Put Fluffy Back
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in his mouth. ... |
Posted: 04/25/05 | |||||||