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Yo Momma Jokes are the basis for just about everyone's childhood. Cracking on your friends that yo mama so fat! Or Yo mama so stupid...etc. You always had to have a few comebacks in the bag or you looked like a fool. Sit back, and enjoy the fine collection of yo momma jokes we have below.

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Yo Momma So Poor Have you heard the story about the old lady that lived in a shoe? Well yo Momma is so poor, she live...	Posted: 01/04/12

Yo Momma Is Like A Brick Yo momma is like a brick. She's rough and flat on both sides and she always gets laid by Mexicans....	Posted: 01/04/12

Yo Momma So Poor Yo momma so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked what she was doing, and she ...	Posted: 12/08/11

Yo Momma So Fat Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck. Yo momma so fat when she sits around the ho...	Posted: 12/08/11

Yo Momma Is So Old Yo momma is so old, when she was young rainbows were black and white. ...	Posted: 12/13/06

Yo Momma Is So Poor Yo momma is so poor, she can't afford to go on welfare. Yo momma is so poor, she got thrown out o...	Posted: 12/04/06

Yo Momma Is So Fat Yo momma is so fat, she broke the heels on her shoes BEFORE she tried them on!...	Posted: 06/27/06

Yo Momma Is So Fat Yo momma is so fat, she makes big bird look like a rubber ducky! ...	Posted: 06/09/06

Yo Momma Is So Ugly Yo momma is so ugly, she made a blind child scream....	Posted: 06/09/06

Yo Momma Is So Poor Yo momma is so poor that when I saw her on the street she had one shoe on and I said, "Excuse me mis...	Posted: 06/09/06



Yo Momma So Ugly Yo Momma so ugly, she went into a haunted house and came out with a job application....	Posted: 05/30/06

Yo Momma Is So Stupid Yo momma is so stupid she put a ruler at the edge of her bed to see how long she slept. ...	Posted: 05/30/06

Yo Momma Is So Fat Yo momma is so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross. ...	Posted: 05/24/06

Yo Momma Is So Ugly Yo momma is so ugly, she got arrested for mooning when she looked out a window....	Posted: 05/22/06

Yo Momma Is So Stupid Yo momma is so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping out her basement window....	Posted: 05/22/06

Yo Momma Is So Fat Yo momma is so fat, every time she turns around it's your birthday....	Posted: 05/20/06

Yo Momma So Old Yo mama so old, she knew burger king when he was a prince....	Posted: 05/20/06

Yo Momma Like A Bowling Ball Yo Momma is like a bowling ball, she get's picked up, fingered, thrown in a gutter, and the bitch st...	Posted: 05/18/06

Yo Momma Is So Hairy Yo momma is so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan. ...	Posted: 05/16/06

Yo Momma Is So Skanky Yo Momma is so skanky, the trailer park threw her out....	Posted: 05/16/06

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