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Yo Momma Is So Fat

Yo Momma is so fat, she wears an asteroid belt. ...

Posted: 05/16/06
Yo Momma Is So Stupid

Yo Momma is so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and the bitch starved to death. ...

Posted: 05/12/06
Yo Momma Is So Fat

Yo Momma is so fat, she was in line at the grocery store and her beeper when off and i said move she...

Posted: 05/12/06
Yo Momma Is Like A Bubble Gum Machine

Yo Momma is like a bubble gum machine, a quarter a turn....

Posted: 05/12/06
Yo Momma Is Like A Light Switch

Yo Momma is like a light switch, even a 3 year old can turn her on. ...

Posted: 05/12/06
Yo Momma Is Like A Screen Door

Yo Momma is like a screen door - after a couple of bangs she tends to loosen up....

Posted: 05/11/06
Yo Momma So Fat And Stupid

Yo Momma so fat and stupid that her waist is bigger than her I.Q....

Posted: 05/11/06
Yo Momma Breath So Bad

Yo Momma breath so disgustingly bad that she needs Freshmints with batteries in it....

Posted: 05/11/06
Yo Momma So Hairy

Yo Momma so hairy she's got afros on her nipples....

Posted: 05/11/06
Yo Momma Is Like A Racecar Driver

Yo momma is like a race car driver... she burns a lot of rubbers....

Posted: 05/11/06

The Japs sure love to kill dolphins - Agree or not?

High end erotica for you picky fuckers

Asian wannabe pornstar gets hammered with jizz!

Staying Hydrated through her pussy

Big tits are made for fucking
Yo Momma Is Like A Snickers Bar

Yo Momma is like a Snickers bar - packed full with with nuts....

Posted: 05/11/06
You Gotta Tell Yo Momma

You gotta tell yo momma to stop changing lipstick color - I'm getting a freaking rainbow on my dick!...

Posted: 05/11/06
Yo Momma Is So Hairy

Yo Momma is so hairy, she just got an armpit trim and lost 20 pounds!...

Posted: 05/11/06
Yo Momma Like A Fast Food Restaraunt

Yo Momma like a fast food restaurant - quick and easy!!!...

Posted: 05/11/06
Yo Momma Is So Stupid

Yo momma is so stupid and clumsy, she got tangled in a cordless phone....

Posted: 05/10/06
Yo Momma Is So Ugly

Yo momma so ugly, she works as a double for Saddam Hussein....

Posted: 05/09/06
Yo Momma Is So Fat

Yo momma is so fat, that when u were born, they had 2 send out a search party to find your ass!...

Posted: 05/09/06
Yo Momma Like A Shotgun

Yo Momma like a shotgun, five cocks and she's loaded.Yo Momma like a shotgun, two cocks and she blow...

Posted: 05/09/06
Yo Momma Is So Hairy

Yo momma is so hairy, when you were born you almost died of rug burn....

Posted: 05/09/06
Yo Momma Is So Old

Yo momma is so old someone told her to act her age and she died....

Posted: 05/09/06
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