Yo Momma Jokes |
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Yo Momma Is So Fat
Yo Momma is so fat, she wears an asteroid belt. ... |
Posted: 05/16/06 | ||
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Yo Momma Is So Stupid
Yo Momma is so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and the bitch starved to death. ... |
Posted: 05/12/06 | ||
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Yo Momma Is So Fat
Yo Momma is so fat, she was in line at the grocery store and her beeper when off and i said move she... |
Posted: 05/12/06 | ||
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Yo Momma Is Like A Bubble Gum Machine
Yo Momma is like a bubble gum machine, a quarter a turn.... |
Posted: 05/12/06 | ||
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Yo Momma Is Like A Light Switch
Yo Momma is like a light switch, even a 3 year old can turn her on. ... |
Posted: 05/12/06 | ||
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Yo Momma Is Like A Screen Door
Yo Momma is like a screen door - after a couple of bangs she tends to loosen up.... |
Posted: 05/11/06 | ||
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Yo Momma So Fat And Stupid
Yo Momma so fat and stupid that her waist is bigger than her I.Q.... |
Posted: 05/11/06 | ||
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Yo Momma Breath So Bad
Yo Momma breath so disgustingly bad that she needs Freshmints with batteries in it.... |
Posted: 05/11/06 | ||
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Yo Momma So Hairy
Yo Momma so hairy she's got afros on her nipples.... |
Posted: 05/11/06 | ||
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Yo Momma Is Like A Racecar Driver
Yo momma is like a race car driver... she burns a lot of rubbers.... |
Posted: 05/11/06 | ||
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Yo Momma Is Like A Snickers Bar
Yo Momma is like a Snickers bar - packed full with with nuts.... |
Posted: 05/11/06 | ||
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You Gotta Tell Yo Momma
You gotta tell yo momma to stop changing lipstick color - I'm getting a freaking rainbow on my dick!... |
Posted: 05/11/06 | ||
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Yo Momma Is So Hairy
Yo Momma is so hairy, she just got an armpit trim and lost 20 pounds!... |
Posted: 05/11/06 | ||
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Yo Momma Like A Fast Food Restaraunt
Yo Momma like a fast food restaurant - quick and easy!!!... |
Posted: 05/11/06 | ||
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Yo Momma Is So Stupid
Yo momma is so stupid and clumsy, she got tangled in a cordless phone.... |
Posted: 05/10/06 | ||
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Yo Momma Is So Ugly
Yo momma so ugly, she works as a double for Saddam Hussein.... |
Posted: 05/09/06 | ||
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Yo Momma Is So Fat
Yo momma is so fat, that when u were born, they had 2 send out a search party to find your ass!... |
Posted: 05/09/06 | ||
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Yo Momma Like A Shotgun
Yo Momma like a shotgun, five cocks and she's loaded.Yo Momma like a shotgun, two cocks and she blow... |
Posted: 05/09/06 | ||
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Yo Momma Is So Hairy
Yo momma is so hairy, when you were born you almost died of rug burn.... |
Posted: 05/09/06 | ||
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Yo Momma Is So Old
Yo momma is so old someone told her to act her age and she died.... |
Posted: 05/09/06 | ||