Where's Your Manager?

on March 28th, 2002

A Very attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the Bartender, who comes over immediately.

When he arrives...she begins to gently caress his full beard. "Are you the Manager?" she asks..softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no" the Bartender replies. "I need to speak to him," she says....running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid you can't," breathes the Bartender. "I need you to give him a message" she continues huskily...popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "What should I tell him?" the Bartender manages to say.

"Tell him," she whispers..."There is no toilet paper or hand soap in the ladies room."

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