The Cowboy Whisperer

on January 4th, 2012

Cowboy:  "That your dog?"
Indian:    "Yep."
Cowboy:  "Mind if I speak to him?"
Indian:    "Dog no talk."
Cowboy:  "Hey dog, how's it going?"
Dog:        "Doing all right."
Indian:    (Look of shock!)
Cowboy:   "Is this Indian your owner?"  (pointing at the Indian...)
Dog:        "Yep"
Cowboy:   "How's he treating you?"
Dog:        "Real good.  He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week."
Indian:     (Look of total disbelief)
Cowboy:    "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Indian:     "Horse no talk."
Cowboy:    "Hey horse, how's it going?"
Horse:       "Cool."
Indian:     (Extreme look of shock and bewilderment)
Cowboy:    "Is this your owner?"  (pointing to the Indian...)
Horse:      "Yep."
Cowboy:    "How's he treating you?"
Horse:       "Pretty good.  Thanks for asking.  He rides me, brushes me down, and even keeps me in a lean-to
                 to protect me from the weather.
Indian:      (Look of total amazement)
Cowboy:    "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Indian:      "Sheep big liar."

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