Blonde Detectives

on December 11th, 2007

A detective interrogates three blondes who are preparing to become detectives. To test their skills at recognizing a suspect, he shows the first blonde a photo for five seconds and then hides it. "This is your suspect, how would you identify him?"

The first blonde answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!"

The detective says, "Well, uh, thats because the photo shows his profile."

Slightly flustered by this preposterous response, he flashes the photo for five seconds at the second blonde and asks her, "This is your suspect, how would you identify him?"

The second blonde giggles, flips her hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"

The detective angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two?! Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a photo of his profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?"

Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the photo to the third blonde and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you identify him?" He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a stupid answer."

The blonde looks at the photo intently for a moment and says, "Hmm - the suspect wears contact lenses."

The detective is surprised and overwhelmed because he really doesn't know if the suspect wears contacts or not. "Well, that's an fascinating answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file."

He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspects file in his computer, and comes back with a beaming smile on his face. "Wow! I cant believe it. It's true! The suspect does in fact wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?"

"That's easy," the blonde replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear."

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