A guy was driving his truck along the interstate, when he admitted to his wife that he had screwed around on her. She proceeded to cut his penis off with a hunting knife, and throw it out the window.The penis whizzed through the air and landed momentarily with a "SPLAT" on the windshield of the car behind, before sliding off. The Woman who was riding with her husband yelled, "Honey! Ew, what was that? I'm scared." Her husband said, "Don't worry honey, it was only a bug." His wife said, "Wow, that bug really had a huge dick!"