A married man was having an affair with his secretary.One day, their sexual desires overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made hot monkey love all afternoon. Exhausted from the hot monkey love, they fell asleep and awoke at around 8 p.m. As the man threw on his clothes, he told his secretary to take his shoes outside and rub them on her lawn. Amazed, she nonetheless complied and he slipped into his shoes and drove home. "Why?" demanded his wife when he entered the house. "Dear," replied the man, "I cannot tell a lie." I've been having an affair with my secretary and we've been having sex all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn't wake up until eight o'clock." The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You lying asstard! You've been playing golf!"