I Expect....

on July 12th, 2001

A typical macho man married a typical good-looking lady.

After the wedding, he laid down the following rules. "I`ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want, and I don`t expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table, unless I tell you otherwise. I`ll go hunting, fishing, boozin`, and card playing when I want with my old buddies and don`t you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"

His new bride said, "No, that`s fine with me. Just understand that there`ll be sex here at seven o`clock every night, whether you`re here or not."

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