No Undies

on October 9th, 2014

So one day, two women were walking through a cemetery when all of a sudden, they both had to go to the bathroom really bad.

So they both went, and the first used her underwear to wipe her ass. The next deciced to use a red ribbon she found on a gravestone.

That night, the husbands of the two women called each other. The first said "John, I think my wife is cheating on me. she came home last night with no underwear."

John then replied " You think thats bad? My wife came home with a ribbon on her ass that said 'We will never forget you, love, The NYC fire department.'"

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