No Undies on October 9th, 2014
So one day, two women were walking through a cemetery when all of a sudden, they both had to go to the bathroom really bad.
So they both went, and the first used her underwear to wipe her ass. The next deciced to use a red ribbon she found on a gravestone.
night, the husbands of the two women called each other. The first said
"John, I think my wife is cheating on me. she came home last night with
John then replied " You think thats bad? My
wife came home with a ribbon on her ass that said 'We will never forget
you, love, The NYC fire department.'"