Rabbi Bernstein was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and torn from his body.His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood, but that his insurance wouldn't cover the procedure, since it was considered cosmetic surgery. The doctor said that the cost would be $3500 for "small," $6500 for "medium," and $14,000 for "large." Rabbi Bernstein was sure that his wife and he would want at the least, a medium ..and perhaps even a large. But the doctor urged him to talk it over with his wife before he made any decision. The rabbi called his wife on the phone and explained their options. The doctor came back into the room, and found the rabbi slouched over in the chair looking quite dejected. "Well, what have the two of you decided?" asked the doctor. Rabbi Bernstein answered, "She'd rather remodel the kitchen."