A guy is in line at the supermarket when he notices that a rather beautiful blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him.He is rather taken aback that such a nice looking woman would be waving to him. Although she looks familiar, but he can't place where he might know her from, so he says "Sorry, do you know me?" She replies "I think you're the father of one of my children." His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful. "Holy shit," he says, "are you that stripper from my bachelor party that I screwed on the pool table in front of all my friends while your girlfriend whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my ass?" "No," she replies, "I'm your son's English Teacher..."