Muslim dies, and by some error in his handling, ends up in
stopped at the Pearly Gates by St Peter who says, "Sorry, but we donít
allow Muslims into Heaven."
"What?" replies the Muslim, "and why not?"
"Well, we just donít, and that's it. We're short on Virgins."
The Muslim complains and carries on until St Peter gets fed up.
"Well", says St Peter, "have you ever done anything good in your life?"
Ummm--the Muslim replies. "Yes, the other day a lady stopped me on the street collecting for a childrenís charity so I gave her ten pounds. Last week I donated ten pounds to the Cancer Society, and a couple of weeks ago a tramp asked me if I could spare any money, so I gave him ten pounds too!"
"Alrighty then", says St Peter, "wait here and I'll have a quick word with God."
Five minutes later St Peter returns and says to the Muslim. "Listen, Iíve spoken with God and he agrees with me. Hereís your 30 quid back, now fuck off!!!"