Whorehouse VS. Church on July 8th, 2013
Diamond D's brothel began construction on an expansion of
their building to increase their ever-growing business. In response, the local
Baptist Church started a campaign to block the business from expanding -- with
morning, afternoon, and evening prayer sessions at their church.
Work on Diamond D's progressed right up until the week
before the grand reopening when lightning struck the whorehouse and burned it
to the ground!
After the cat-house was burned to the ground by the
lightning strike, the church folks were rather smug in their outlook, bragging
about "the power of prayer."
But late last week 'Big Jugs' Jill Diamond, the
owner/madam, sued the church, the preacher and the entire congregation on the
grounds that the church ... "was ultimately responsible for the demise of her
building and her business -- either through direct or indirect divine actions
In its reply to the court, the church vehemently and
voraciously denied any and all responsibility or any connection to the
The crusty old judge read through the plaintiff's
complaint and the defendant's reply, and at the opening hearing he commented, "I don't know how the hell I'm going to decide this case, but it appears from
the paperwork, that we now have a whorehouse owner who staunchly believes in
the power of prayer, and an entire church congregation that thinks it's all