Once there was a cloning expert who had just reached old age and rolled over and died. Up in heaven God was waiting for him at the pearly gates. The cloning expert became very arrogant and said, "Oh who needs you anymore. I think stem cell research can take it from here. So go on go away your services are no longer needed."
God stood there with a very disappointed look and said,"Okay, let's have a challenge to see who should take control of life. If I win than you shall not enter my kingdom in heaven but if you win than you may take my throne." So God picks up a pile of dirt and makes it into a man. Than the cloning expert picks up a pile of dirt and God says,"Hey wait a minute you put that down and go get your own."