A baby was born and was so advanced, he could talk. He looked around the delivery room and saw the doctor. "Are you my doctor?" He asked, "Yes, I am", the shocked doctor replied. The baby said, "Thank you for taking such good care of me during birth."
He looked at his mother and asked, "Are you my mother?" "Yes I am," she said.
"Thank you for taking such good care of me before I was born," he said.
He then looked at his father and asked, "Are you my father?"
"Yes, I am," his father answered. The baby motioned him close, then poked him real hard on the forehead with his index finger repeatedly saying, "Hurts doesn't it?"