Did you hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to
It`s called, Sosumi.
How are an apple and a lawyer alike?
They both look good hanging from a tree.
How can a pregnant woman tell that she`s carrying a future lawyer?
She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
How does an attorney sleep?
First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
How many lawyer jokes are there?
Only three. The rest are true stories.
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three ... One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only
save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper?
What are lawyers good for?
They make used car salesmen look good.
What did the terrorist that hijacked a jumbo-jet full of lawyers do?
He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren`t met.