The Greatest Country-Western Song Titles Of All Time!

on January 31st, 2001

  • Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed
  • Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth `Cause I`m Kissing You Goodbye
  • Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
  • I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
  • I Don`t Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
  • I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart.
  • I Keep Forgettin` I Forgot About You
  • I Wanna Whip Your Cow
  • I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn`t Spell Yuck
  • I`d Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy
  • I`ve Got The Hungries For Your Love And I`m Waiting In Your Welfare Line
  • If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I`d Blow It All On You
  • If You Don`t Leave Me Alone, I`ll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will
  • Mama Get The Hammer (There`s A Fly On Papa`s Head)
  • My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart
  • My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
  • Pardon Me, I`ve Got Someone To Kill
  • She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft
  • She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart
  • Thank God And Greyhound She`s Gone
  • They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can`t Stop My Face From Breakin` Out
  • When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I`ll Think You`re Walking In
  • You Can`t Have Your Kate And Edith Too
  • You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
  • You`re The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

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