Jesus Can See You!

on November 29th, 2007

A burglar was breaking into a house one night. He shined his maglight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a MP3 player to place in his sack, a strange, mysterious voice came from the dark saying, "Jesus can see you." He nearly shit his pants, turned his flashlight out, and didn't move.

When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light on and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus can see you,"

Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?"

He yelled at the parrot.

"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you," The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"

"Moses," replied the bird. The burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird 'Moses'?"

"The kind of people that would name a German Sheperd 'Jesus'."

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