When the ark's door was closed, Noah called a gathering with all the animals and said in a serious voice:"Listen up kids! There will be NO fucking on this trip. Not even the wetting of the tip of your penis. All of you males, take off your penises and hand them to Tim the Monkey. He will write you a receipt. After we see land, you can get your penis back." After about a week, Mr. Rabbit ran over to his wife and very excitedly said, "Quick! Get on my shoulders and look out the window to see if there is any land out there!" Mrs. Rabbit got onto his shoulders, looked out the window and said, "Sorry, no land yet." "Shit!" screamed Mr. Rabbit and out he went. This went on every day until Mrs. Rabbit got fed up with him. "What is wrong with you? You know it will rain for forty days and nights. Only after the water had drained will we be able to see land. But why are you acting so damn excited every day?" "Look!" said Mr. Rabbit with an impatient look on his face as he held out a piece of paper. "I GOT THE DONKEY'S RECEIPT!"