The Cocky Parrot On The Plane

on May 10th, 2003

On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped into the seat next to him.

The man asks the flight attendant for a cup of coffee and the parrot squawks, "And I'll take a whiskey, you bitch."

The flight attendant, flustered by the parrot's outburst, brings back a whiskey for the parrot, but inadvertently forgets the man's cup of coffee. As the man nicely points out the omission of his coffee to the flight attendant, the parrot quickly downs his drink and shouts, "And get me another whiskey, you slut."

Visibly shaken, the flight attendant comes back with the parrot's whiskey, but still no coffee for the man.

Unaccustomed to such slackness, the man decides that he is going to try the parrot's approach: "Hey! I've asked you twice for a cup of coffee, you bitch! I expect you to get it for me right now or I'm going to slap that disgustingly ugly face of yours!"

Next thing they know, both the man and the parrot are wrenched up out of their seats and thrown out of the emergency exit by two burly flight attendants. Plunging downward toward the ground, the parrot turns to the man and says, "For someone who can't fly, you sure are a cocky bastard."

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