One night, three dudes are at a bar talking and they all think their wives are sleeping around on them.The first dude says he thinks his wife is screwing a plumber because he found a tool belt under his bed. They all agree, and the second dude tells his story. He says he thinks his wife is screwing a judge because he found a robe and gavel under his bed. They all agree, and then the third dude says, "That's nothing! My wife is the worst! I came home and found a cowboy under my bed. I can't believe she's screwing a horse."