A tough looking gang of bikers were out riding when they spotted an
attractive young lady about to jump off a bridge - so they stopped.
The gang leader, a big burly guy, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"
"I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.
While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity either, so he asked, "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"
So, she did, and it was a long, lingering, passionate kiss.
After she finished, the biker said, "Wow! That was the hottest kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you'll be wasting. Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"