A Russian is strolling down the street. He absent-mindedly kicks a bottle, and all of a sudden a genie appears and offers to fulfill any one wish the Russian can think of. "Well," says the Russian, "I really like vodka. I wish to drink vodka whenever I want, so make me piss vodka." The genie grants him his wish.
When the Russian gets home he gets a glass out of the cupboard and pisses into it. Looks like vodka. Smells like vodka. So he takes a taste and it is the best vodka that he has ever tasted.
He yells to his wife: "Natasha, come quickly!"
She comes running down the hall and the Russian takes another glass out of the cupboard and pisses into it. He tells her to drink, that it is vodka. Natasha is reluctant but goes ahead and takes a sip. It is the best vodka that she has ever tasted.
The two drink and party all night. The next night, the Russian tells his wife to bring him a glass from the cupboard. She gets the glass but asks him why only one glass. Has he become cheap with his vodka? Boris raises the glass and says: "Tonight my love, you drink from the bottle."