A guy that had a speach problem walks into a hardware store and asks the salesman "Do you have a fuckit I can buy you have a fuckit I can buy?" The salesman goes oh you mean a bucket the guy goes yeah a fuckit.Well he buys that. Then he come to another hardware store and he walks in. He goes up to the salesman and says, "Do you have a piece of ass I can buy?" "Do you have a piece of ass I can buy?" The salesman replies oh you mean a piece of glass. The man answers back yeah a piece of ass, So he buys that too. Then the man walks to a nearby pet shop and sees a cockerspaniel in the window. Well he walks in and asks the pet owner "Do you have a cockandspankit I can buy?" "Do you have a cockandspankit I can buy?" The pet owner replies oh you mean a cockerspaniel? And the man says yeah a cockandspankit. well the man buys the cockandspankit. Meanwhile the man was walking down the road and his cockandspankit got away. So he asks a nearby man, "Will you hold my ass and fuckit while I go get my cockandspankit?"