One day a cucumber, pickle and a penis were all discussing how much their lives suck. The cucumber says, "I get picked from my home, sliced up, and thrown a salad. My life sucks the most."The pickle then says, "I get picked from my home, shoved in a jar, submerged in liquid that smells awful. So my life sucks the most." The penis then says, "Oh please! My life definitely sucks the most. I get a tarp wrapped over my head, stuck in a wet black hole, and rammed against a wall until I vomit."