Chinese Detective

on May 25th, 2006

A man suspected his wife of seeing another man so he hired a famous Chinese detective to watch and report activities while he was gone.

A few days later he received this report:

Most Hon'ble Sir,

You leave the house. I watch house.

He come to house. I watch.

He and she leave house. I follow.

He and she get on train. I follow.

He and she go in hotel. I climb tree - look in window.

He kiss she. She kiss he.

He strip she. She strip he.

He play with she. She play with he.

I play with me. Fall out of tree.

Not see. No fee.

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