You Know Your A Mexican If on May 31st, 2006
You're a Mexican when.......
You have ever been hit by a chancla.
You can play any sport wearing your chanclas.
You grew up scared by something called "El Cucuy."
Others tell you to stop screaming when you are really just talking.
You use your lips to point something out.
Your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you to dinner even if it's a one bedroom apartment.
You can dance ranchera, cumbia or salsa without music
You have at least forty cousins.
You can't imagine anyone not liking spicy food.
You are in a 5-passenger car with 8 people in it and a person shouting "subanse, todavia caben mas!"
Tamales, champurrado, posole and menudo are must haves on Thanksgiving.
There is more Tequila than punch at little Juanito's birthday party.
There is at least one member in your family named Maria, Guadalupe, Juan, Jose, or Jesus.
You swear "Choco Mil" is the same as Slim Fast and try to lose weight by drinking it.
You have a drunk uncle/aunt.
You not only know who Don Francisco from Sabado Gigante is, but you tell people he's your tio!
You have ever had to tell your kid /or been told not to walk the floor barefoot or they'll/you'll catch a cold.
You go to a wedding or Quinceaera, gossip about how bad the comida is, but be the first to take a plato to go.
You have a bottle of Tapatio in your purse.
Your cousins are delinquents / hootchies.
Your cousins will do anything to defend your ass con la familia nadie se mete!!
You have a chola in your barrio named "La Flaca" who's bigger than a house.
You know a chola named "La Shy Girl" who is loud and obnoxious.
You have a bottle of Bacardi or Tequila in your house right now.
You're laughing because some of these things have actually happened to YOUR ASS!