Where was the toothbrush invented?
Oklahoma. If it was invented anywhere else it have been called a teethbrush.
Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40. He says to the driver, "Got any ID?"
The driver says, "Bout what?"
Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Tennessee State Lottery?
The winner gets $3 a year for a million years.
Why did O. J. Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
Everyone has the same DNA.
Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Little Rock, Arkansas burned down?
Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park.
A new law recently passed in Georgia:
When a couple gets divorced, they're still brother and sister.
What's the best thing to ever come out of Arkansas?