The Screw

on November 14th, 2007

It's the spring of 1957 and Timmy goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Timmy's a pretty hip guy with his own car and a ducktail hairdo. At the front door Norma Jean's father answers and invites him in. 'Norma Jean's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?' he says. 'That''s cool.' says Timmy. Norma Jean's father asks Timmy what they are planning to do. Timmy replies politely that they will probably just go to the malt shop or to a drive-in movie. Norma Jean's father responds, 'Why don't you kids go out and screw? I hear all of the kids are doing it.' Naturally this comes as quite a surprise to Timmy and he says, 'Whaaaat?' 'Yeah,' says Norma Jean''s father, 'Norma Jean really likes to screw; she'll screw all night if we let her!' Timmy's eyes light up and he smiles from ear to ear as he mentally revises the night's plans. A few minutes later, Norma Jean comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt with her saddle shoes and announces that she's ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation, Timmy escorts his date out the front door while Dad is saying, 'Have a good evening, kids!' About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Norma Jean rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her and screams at her father: 'Dammit, Daddy! The twist! It's called the twist!!'

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