The Ed Zachary Disease

on March 28th, 2001

A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex for some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to employ the medical expertise of a sex therapist.

So she went to see him. Her doctor recommended that she go see Dr. Chang, the well known Chinese sex therapist. So she went to see him. Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, " OK, take off all you crose." So she did. "Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odder side of room." So she did. Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me." So she did .Dr. Chang slowly shook his head and said, "Your problem vewy bad, you haf Ed Zachary Disease, worse case I ever see, dat why you not haf sex or dates." Confused, the woman asked, " Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease ?"

Dr. Chang looked the woman in the eyes and replied, "Ed Zachary disease is when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your ass."

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