One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and during her questions about his life she asked him how he managed for sex.
"What is sex" he asked. She explained to him what sex was and he said, Oh, Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree."
Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong but I will show you how to do it right." She took off her clothes, laid down on the ground and presented herself properly. "Here," she said, "you must put it here."
Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and suddenly gave her an almighty kick in the crotch and then, watching closely, stepped back.
Jane rolled around in agony. Eventually she managed to gasp, "What the hell did you do that for?"
He replied, "Tarzan check for bees.