I'm Thor

on November 29th, 2007

The Viking God of Thunder Thor, and his buddy Odin were chillin in Valhalla, when suddenly Thor said to Odin, "It's been a long time now. I really need to have get laid."

Odin stood and pondered for a while, before replying, "Go to Earth, O Thor, and find thyself what they call a 'lady of the night' and treat her to your manly pleasures."

And this Thor did. The next day, he came back up to see Odin, and told him what happened the night before. "My friend," he said, grinning from ear to ear, "It was wonderful. We had hot crazy sex 38 times.."

"38 times!" exclaimed Odin. "That poor woman! These mere mortals cannot endure such treatment. You must go and apologize this instant!"

So Thor went back down to earth and found the aforementioned prostitute, saying. "I'm sorry about last night, but you see, I'm Thor..."

"You're Thor?" shouted the girl. "You're Thor? What about me? I'm tho thor I can't thpeak and can hardly pith!"

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