That's Pretty Nice

on October 24th, 2007

Two old friends, who hadn't seen each other in 15 years, met for lunch one day, to catch up.

"I got married and my husband just bought me a 24 Karat gold necklace," said the first woman.

"That's pretty nice," said the second.

"And he bought me a Porsche for our anniversary."

"That's pretty nice."

"And he bought me a house along the beach for my birthday."

"That's pretty nice."

"I heard you were married and went through a awful divorce - what did your husband get for you while you were together?"

"He sent me to finishing school."

"What did you learn at finishing school?"

"To say 'that's pretty nice' instead of 'fuck off!'"

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