Where's My Hamster?

on October 24th, 2007

A guy (we'll call him Aaron) was laying down carpet in some woman's home.

As he was finishing, he got a craving for a cigarette.

Steve looked around and noticed that his smokes were missing.

He did, however, notice a lump in the carpet, and figured that he had laid carpet over the pack without noticing it there.

Steve decided rather than to take up the carpet, he would get a hammer and pound it into the ground so no one would know.

When he finished that, the owner of the house walked into the room and commented on what a nice job he had done.

''Steve, The carpet looks wonderful!'' she exclaimed.

''Here are your smokes; I found them in the kitchen. Oh yes, and by the way, have you seen my gerbil?''

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