A guy (we'll call him Aaron) was laying down carpet in some woman's home.As he was finishing, he got a craving for a cigarette. Steve looked around and noticed that his smokes were missing. He did, however, notice a lump in the carpet, and figured that he had laid carpet over the pack without noticing it there. Steve decided rather than to take up the carpet, he would get a hammer and pound it into the ground so no one would know. When he finished that, the owner of the house walked into the room and commented on what a nice job he had done. ''Steve, The carpet looks wonderful!'' she exclaimed. ''Here are your smokes; I found them in the kitchen. Oh yes, and by the way, have you seen my gerbil?''