A cup of coffee looks good in the morning.
You won't fall asleep after a cup of coffee.
Coffee comes with endless refills.
You won't get arrested for ordering coffee at 3:00am.
Coffee never runs out.
You can make coffee as sweet as you want.
You can always get fresh coffee.
You can turn the pot on, leave the room, and it will be hot when you get back.
You can always ditch a bad cup of coffee.
If you put chocolate in your coffee, it doesn't put on weight.
No matter how ugly you are, you can always get a cup of coffee.
A big cup or small cup? It doesn't matter, to coffee
Coffee is ready in 15 minutes or less.
No matter how bad the coffee is, you can always make it better.
Coffee smells good in the morning.
Coffee won't be jealous of a larger cup.
Coffee doesn't take up half your bed.
Coffee is good when it is cold too.
Coffee is cheaper,