A city slicker moves to the country and decides he's
going to take up farming. He heads to the local co-op and tells the man, "Give
me 100 baby chickens." The co-op man complies.
A week later the man
returns and says, "Give me 200 baby
chickens." The co-op man complies.
Again, a week later the man
returns. This time he says, "Give me 500 baby chickens."
"Wow!" the co-op
man replies, "You must really be doing well!"
"Naw," said the man with a
sigh, "I'm either planting them too deep or too far apart!"